LaTeR, iN aNoThEr PaRt Of ToWn

occasionally our house degenerates into an insanely filthy mess. usually because bateman is working a lot and i don’t feel well and we’re busy doing 6 projects at once. the other day, not only is there laundry in every room, and boxes all over, but there are sex toys scattered in the mix. it was just hideously disgusting. i walked into the bedroom, totally nauseated and exclaimed “there are dildos on the floor!” and bateman just looks at me and says “well, we’re dirty, sexy people.”
i love me some bateman, he’s a cute man.

LaTeR, iN aNoThEr PaRt Of ToWn

i am mere days from taking some photos of the house. we’re getting there, inch by inch. some of the last things are the worst, money wise. the couch, the plasma, the ottoman, and some kind of something in the front room. also the big silly chair. the rest is just over time, decor kinda things. the things you collect in your travels over the years that make your house your own. i’m excited to see it all happen though, i really am.

LaTeR, iN aNoThEr PaRt Of ToWn

we were going to have our bbq tomorrow, but now it’s going to be disgusting. so we’re having to put it off a week. it’s ok though, that just means we have another week to work on the yard. i should be looking like a xyience girl by now with all of the yard work, but no, still like 15lbs to go. damnit.
are you localish and did i forget to invite you? leave me a note and i’ll do that! i even made a stupid little evite, que ridiculo!

LaTeR, iN aNoThEr PaRt Of ToWn

ok, in half an hour or so, some stranger is going to come to dig up some of our ivy. i’m giving away all the ivy in the front. it’s a good deed for me, and also less work.
then maybe i can go bike riding or something. i got a new squishy gel seat for to protect my assbones. woo hoo for no sore assbones!

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