Entitled: i'm sick, what else is new?
diary
Yes, this is a real conversation bateman and i are having while hes two rooms over:
amalthea23 (2:12:43 AM): it's madness to me
Bateman (2:12:54 AM): beyawwww
amalthea23 (2:13:04 AM): COME on, are you smops?
amalthea23 (2:13:16 AM): are you chicken to be smops?
amalthea23 (2:13:27 AM): chee chaw! chee chaw!
Bateman (2:13:32 AM): coke-a
amalthea23 (2:13:37 AM): chee chaw!
out of context, were insane. in context? we just really like arrested development. Gob is a god, he really is.
LaTeR, iN aNoThEr PaRt Of ToWn
im utterly ill. im actually glad i have an appointment with the pulmonologist on wednesday. it seemed stupid right up until yesterday when it suddenly became a swell idea. i even had to cancel the dentist for tomorrow. hopefully this temporary tooth survives a week longer.
LaTeR, iN aNoThEr PaRt Of ToWn
so the writing group? yeah, we quit. or, i quit and bateman came with me. we went to the second meeting and everyone was sick or had a tragedy so it was just the two founders there and bateman and me and the one lady says oh, we have a charter, we forgot to tell you. so i asked what it was, thinking it was a code of conduct sort of thing, a sort of when someone is reading, wait until theyre done before you blah blah sort of thing. oh, but no. thats not what it was at all! it was wed like to elevate literature above sex and violence. and pardon me, but what the fuck does that mean? since when has there ever been literature without either of those things? i asked them, what about the bible? and they sort of side stepped that and said that most classic literature didnt have those things. i listed many many classics that not only have those things, but got their creators tossed in prisons and harrangued and they asked me well, how far would you go? do you have limits? and i told them, id go as far as was necessary in the story. so they asked me how much id be willing to censor myself, and that was the point at which i realized, wow, holy shit, i have to quit this group!
so i did. i packed up my laptop, wished them good luck, and left with bateman in tow (hes so quiet at these outings, its unnerving.) and now i sort of have no writers group! but i vaguely do, because in a fit of upset i decided to make my own group and so hopefully well have a meeting here in a week or so.
so yeah, another one bites the dust. amazing.
LaTeR, iN aNoThEr PaRt Of ToWn
speaking of which, now FIVE people have said theyre taking the apartment and then disappeared. tomorrow i think im going to call the fifth one and take out my fury on him. its not his fault hes getting 4 extra peoples worth of fury, but, thats the chance you take when you behave like a douche, eh?
LaTeR, iN aNoThEr PaRt Of ToWn
im despising the fact that it gets really really cold out now. misreably cold. tomorrow or soon anyway, i have to unplant my elephants ear and rinse it and let it dry out so i can store it for the winter. all of my other delicate plants are inside already. i repotted my parsley and it seems happier for it. im not sure if i should have repotted my chives and my shell plant. i cant find info for that online. i dont want ginormous pots in the window either. i wish i had another window to work with. i think when we re-do the bathroom, well put in a greenhouse window. plants are nice in a bathroom, so says i.
LaTeR, iN aNoThEr PaRt Of ToWn
bateman says 6 minutes. thank jebus.
LaTeR, iN aNoThEr PaRt Of ToWn
i really have a craving to watch boogie nights. what is up with that?
LaTeR, iN aNoThEr PaRt Of ToWn
do me a favor. click that link down there and visit my store! its halloween and people should be spreading the word on it. heidianne did and look how joyful she is in the gallery!
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atmosphere: lateishi'm feeling: sick sick sick i learned: that my new neighbor looks like aileen wournos
Submitted On: Tuesday, Oct. 03, 2006
2:46 am
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