the other night i say "i love you" in the sing-songy way that crashes out of me sometimes, and he says "i love you more" and i say, "nu-uh, no way" and he says "yes, i love you more than you love me and i'm right because i control these things" and then we say nothing and even though i know he's wrong it's the greatest thing i've ever heard.

the stupid hot tub is here, but we don't have power to it yet. we are cursed in the most shallow of ways.