| Entitled: no mess, no kids, no celebrities, no lonliness, noooo hassles
diary
i’m slowly slowly slowly cleaning up the mess that is this diary. what does that mean? well, it means that the archive for the past two years is all, gasp, organized. i’m working on the one before that, but before that, i think it’ll stay locked.
LaTeR, iN aNoThEr PaRt Of ToWn
ok, here’s the deal. i’m 30 now and i have NO maternal drive. it’s safe to say that when i say i don’t want kids, i mean it. so EVERYONE has to stop asking me about it and stop trying to convince me otherwise, NOW, ok?
here’s what. pregnant women? fucking nauseating. really really hideous and gross. you’re not glowing, you’re fucking enormous and sweaty. birth? i don’t want to talk about it. sacrificing your life for the happiness of your little one? not interested.
napping at will? rock!!! spending money on a hot tub and not pertussis shots? rock!!! having tiny delicate things precariously perched about the house? rock!!!
do you get it? do you? good. now live it.
LaTeR, iN aNoThEr PaRt Of ToWn
am i the only one who cannot STAND to look at either brad pitt or angelina jolie anymore? not that i could stand to look at her before. i have always maintained that she looks like a psychopath who’s been punched in the mouth one too many times. but now, the creepy icky behavior is making me wish i had a mental v chip wherein i never had to see/hear about them EVER. i would like, in fact, to take a vacation to a land where there are no celebrities and people read real news about real things all the time. or maybe just a world where we don’t pretend to worship the sanctity of marriage and then worship adulterers. either one, no biggie.
LaTeR, iN aNoThEr PaRt Of ToWn
bateman is here! bateman is here! he’s been moved in since friday. it’s the rockinest thing ever!!! wooo!!! i heart it. i totally heart it. he’s at work now, which stinks, but then he’ll be home! yay! it’s freezing here, but it’s better with bateman. he’s like coke that way. tuesday it’ll be snowing the snow of snuggly snowiness! yay!!! as long as i survive the dentist, it’ll all be well.
LaTeR, iN aNoThEr PaRt Of ToWn
bleh. i have to get dressed in a bit. then i have to go out to harrows and return the faulty xmas lights timer they sold me! jerks! and then get a new one and another set of those crazy tree lights with 18 functions on them because i didn’t get enough the first time. if they don’t have em, i have to go to big lots or something.
xmas is fun, but kind of a pain in the ass.
TuNe In NeXt TiMe, SaMe Bat PlAcE, sAmE bAt PaGe...
atmosphere: afternoon, new life. hmm.i'm feeling: cold but satisfied. i learned: that all of bateman's presents come early, but none of mine have come!
Submitted On: Monday, Dec. 05, 2005
1:15 pm
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